Suicide Party
a suicide party is a term used when acknowledging something awful that just happened. it is the easiest way to communicate failure on a local level, such as, in a group.
literal suicide does not occur.
-justin bieber wins artist of the year-
person a – “dude, bieber won artist of the year.”
person b – “d-mn, suicide party?”
person a – “yep”
when a group of not-so-happy individuals get together and drink poison and kool-aid, all while watching their partymates slit eachothers’ wrists with broken gl-ss shards. usually partic-p-nts bring their own form of death, byod, but the host of the party will usually provide -ssorted means of self-mutilation. actual suicide is optional, attemps are manditory.
hey i am throwing my annual suicide party, you should really come and join us. remember it is byod
gathering of 3 or more depressed people that have sucked at life at one point or another to kill themselves in any variety of ways. may be joined by a beast at life who can murder the depressed persons but this makes it less of a suicide party and more like m-ss murder
person 1: what a fail! you suck at life!
person 2: i know 🙁 but you failed pretty hard last week
person 3: we all suck at life, we can have a suicide party and kill ourselves
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