suicide text
the act of sending a text that will surely get you killed.
johnny sent a suicide text when he accidentally sent his dad the text that was meant for his girlfriend.
neglecting an online video game to respond to a text message. this is most lethal in the combination of a new girlfriend and online shooter games such as call of duty 2.
matt – (noticing his cousin’s call of duty character standing like a statue in an open field): “dude, what’s john doing? he’s gonna get sniped any second.”
sean: probably suicide texting. i think jenna’s in town.
sean – (watching john get blown away): aaannnddd he’s down.
matt: newb.
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