Suit Douche
a suit douche is a guy who will over dress for any occasion in the hopes of garnishing as much attention for himself as possible.
a suit douche will wear an ascot to the coffee shop when meeting freinds just after they have gotten off work at the local factory.
a suit douche will wear a brown trimmed seer sucker edwardian suit to his good freinds wedding when the groom is only wearing a casual vest and slacks.
at all occasions a suit douche silently says “hey everyone!! look at me.”
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