when you can’t fit your p*n*s inside the dead baby so you just f*ck it instead.
“stay still little jimmy this might hurt”
i’m gonna give you a sumerian burrito
- flu gaming
to party or go out for a night on the town whilst being extremely sick bro i got a 103 degree fever but that ain’t gonna stop me from flu gaming at the bars tonight!
- who the f is justin bieber
famous phrase told by wise metal singer ozzy osbourne into an interview in 2010 the host : what music are you listening now? do you listen to any music *ozzy speaks on his english* the host : so you are listen a lot of justin bieber ozzy : who? the host : justin bieber ozzy […]
- colorado brownie pants
verb;when you sh*t all over your husband legs and let it harden, then he wears them as pants and goes to a very important meating the next day. “i gave my husband some colorado brownie pants and he got fired.” “hopefully he’ll spend more time with me now.”
- january 21 2017
the day america dies donald j. trump takes office on january 21 2017 and he will kill amarica.