summit

the home of magic fountain.
i only go to summit for magic fountain.
i am from summit. i know “the city” as nothing else but new york. i don’t go to the beach, i go to the sh-r-. i started drinking at 13 and have been going strong since. i know drinking doesnt have to wait until the weekend. i know i will probably end up at broadway diner after every party. beirut is called beirut; beer pong is played with a f-cking paddle. i know the office isnt a work place, its great food; and i cant wait for the day to be able to go, “on the other side” there. a night of drinking is 10-15 beers not 3-6 like other towns. i know we always have and always will, own the sport of lacrosse. when someone refers to, the twins, im thinkin dwayne and dwight, not coors light, and im not the only one. i know exactly where, the flag pole is and cops come by all public parks at 10 pm. we all drink and drive, simply becausewe would never be able to drive. hot dog people are asian, no exceptions. i cringe at the thought that we have to drive into new prov to get to joses. i know when someone asks me for a solo, they mean a red cup to drink beer from not a f-cking song. and no matter how hard i try, i just cant seem to park my car any closer to a housethan around the corner. and across the street. if its not an ap cl-ss, its sped. my goal in life is to fbc (and i know what those letters stand for). i know that the best black and white milkshakes come directly from magic fountain. i know that tatlock parking lot is the unofficial meeting spot when we have nothing to do. i know that a 30 minute lunch period is just enough to make a deli run and get back with a sub and a half-and-half. when someone says, money, they arent referring to currency. ive sat in detention, for morning lates. going on a run, involves a trip to springfield, a fake id from the city and a 30 packnot running shoes. i know summit is the best town in the us, and even though i have no idea what a hilltopper is, i am proud to call it home.
welcome to summit b-tches
the epitome of the 70’s, s-x, drugs and rock and roll. this town breeds athletes and weed. the money that p-sses through this town is more than some chatham kid is worth. this town is definetly the at the top, hence the name.
check the scoreboard of every lacrosse game
summit- a slang for something, actually, its a native slang for something, comming all the way from thompson manitoba
so, you wanna go down my pants or summit?
so you wanna go driving around or summit?
summit in a small town located in new jersey. most people think of it as sn-bby and stuck up, as a resident of summit i can see why. i attend summit high school and we get everything we want. if we want some money we just ask our parents are they will just hand it over to us. we study hard during the week but on the weekends we don’t remember what happens. every weekend there are at least 5 parties going on. everyone sleeps with everyone. the guys are all -ssholes and the girls are all sk-nks. most of the kids at my school spend money on alcohol and drugs. most of our parents know what we do and they don’t really care as long as we don’t embarr-ss our families then everything is okay. don’t get me wrong we aren’t burn outs. we all get into very good colleges and our sport teams are amazing. this year in 2009 we won state championships for lacrosse against delbarton. our football team is also doing very well. most of us that matter in this town are very wealthy. our dads are partners at many large banks on wallstreet. to say your house value is less than $1.5 million is a little embarr-ssing. for our 17th birthdays most of us get new cars..they range from jeeps to bmw’s. a lot of other towns hate us and we know it and we all accept it. we know they are all just jealous that they can’t live in a town like summit….that basically sums up the town of summit new jersey
(at a party in summit)
guy: hey are you single?
girl: no, but my boyfriend is out of town.
guy: lets go upstairs.
girl: okay
tiny little city in new jersey that is the ultimate epitome of coolness. an affluent white suburb of new york that specializes in sn-bbery, country clubbing, and discrimination. also in close proxmity to short hills (location of one of the most prestigious malls on the planet.)

random person: i’m from summit

other random person: omg!!! i must worship you!!!!
omg lets go to summit we can meet a ceo
who works on wal street marry him bang him and free load
summit is a town in central new jersey. close to the short hills mall and nyc. after reading all the definitions for this town i just had to clear up a few things. yes, we are quite a wealthy town but no we do not all go out and get drunk every weekend. we have a great education system and we all end up going to pretty good colleges! i guess everyone hates us because all they hear about us summit people is that we are rich and sn-bby. people everywhere do stupid stuff like that and it isn’t everyone (although it is a lot of people) and we are not all rich! so when you hear people are from summit don’t immediately hate us. we aren’t all spoiled dimwits and most of us are actually nice people. we also have magic fountain and if you want ice-cream you better be nice 😉
human being: i am from summit

other human being: you must be sn-bby, rich, and a drunk!

human being: nice to meet you too?? um…i’m going to walk away now…bye