SUMV
sport. utility . mini-van
a minivan that looks like an suv , it has a fuel efficient engine 4 doors and even 4 wheel drive , but it’s easy to tell just by looking at it that it was never meant for off road , it was meant for people who needed a minivan that realized you feel like a complete goon driving one.
newer models now come with upgraded stereos which include subwoofers and all that jazz to be apealing to the younger crowd, thats right a person of any age can drive a sh-tbox on wheels!
guy 1: hey man, there goes ryan in his sweet suv
guy 2: oh you mean that tahoe?
guy 1: no that mitsubishi outlander in front of the tahoe
guy 2:man that ain’t no suv , thats a sumv, some of the looks . none of the glory
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