sunday funday

by celebrating the “sunday funday” you can extend your weekend festivities just a little longer before hanging up your party pants. this day typically starts out with mimosas or bl–dy marys aka hair of the dog. it then typically continues through out the day until you find yourself wasted by about 6:30ish. since the “funday” ends early enough, you can rest -ssured that you will go to bed aka p-ss out early enough to be perfectly refreshed for work on monday morning.
bright and early sunday morning: “dude!!! i am not ready to hang up my party pants!!! i say we have a sunday funday to top off the weekend!!!”
drinking heavily starting as early on sunday as physically possible. sunday funday starts with unlimited champagne brunch and continues until you p-ss out in a gutter, on a bar stool, in the bathroom, or face down in the sand.
sunday funday ended with me waking up face down in the sand at 6pm sunday night
sunday
funday
better than a monday
can only do it one way
and that is the drunk way
sing the “sunday funday” song at brunch… on a sunday
sunday funday is the only holiday that comes more than once a year. in fact, it’s the only common drinking event that occurs 52 times in a 12 month period. yes we all use st. patrick’s day as a reason to let loose, of course we all pop a bottle of champagne when that clock strikes midnight on new years, and boy do us americans love to grab a bunch of beer and blow stuff up on the 4th of july. but what if we could enjoy our favorite times and team up with our closest friends by using sunday funday as an excuse to party? well my friends, you can and it’s happening all over the nation and the time has come for you to do some mellow-raging of your own.
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the last day of the weekend, typically following two nights of heavy drinking, to lay out and play in the sun with a group of close friends. as you bask in the glory of the day, you continue in your consumption of alcohol to avoid hangovers from your previous nights of fun, preferrably with mimosas and/or john daily’s that can be masked in bubba kegs. activities of the day can include but are not limited to: watching sports games outside, playing sand volleyball, laying in a field of gr-ss, laying face down on the sand volleyball court, beer bongs on the balcony, trying to find a bathroom in a supposedly closed office building when ur bladders so full it hurts to move, etc.
we banged sunday funday so hard.
to drink in excess on sunday
my friends and i celebrated sunday funday out on the lake yesterday.
sunday funday is recognized in the midwest and eastern united states, mostly in michigan, as the day of the week that you become most inebriated. drinking usually begins in the early afternoon with either bl–dy marys or coffee w/ kahlua. shots are consumed randomly during the day based upon a repeating event i.e. a train p-ssing through town, every time someone walks in a room, every time a specific word is said. the group of people involved in sunday funday travel from bar to bar throughout the day becoming more and more intoxicated until bar close. memory loss is usually experienced on the following monday.
man 1: “i think that on the last sunday funday i spent like $150 on shots and started a fight with a player from the detroit tigers”
man 2: “dude, you didn’t start a fight with anyone you were sitting at the bar and you grabbed a girl and knocked her down”
man 1: “no idea, i have no memory of that”

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