the opposite of resting b-tch face.
sufferers are often asked for directions or if they work at an establishment.
“you always look so happy.”
“i’m not. i just suffer from sunshine face disorder..”
- 7/11 slurpee
when a girl is wet for 24 hours straight and when she walks around it sounds like someone drinking a slurpee. i can hear that girls 7/11 slurpee from a mile away.
that pale white girl jim: who stole my starbuck’s?! jane: it was tpwg over there! thin. pasty. white. girls. girl one: do you think he’s into me? girl two: no, he’s only into tpwg!
- b*tthole s*x
where a boy or guy puts his p-n-s in a girl or boys b-tthole oh baby put it in my b-tthole💁🏼 b-tthole s-x
f-cking amazing you just as awesome as melvern, that’s pretty godly
the atomic number of molybdenum is 42. fourty-two is the answer to life, the universe, and everything (see 42 or hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy). therefore, molybdenum myst be the answer to life, the universe and everything. (we are still searching for the question that would make sense with this “answer”). however, in all seriousness, […]