the opposite of resting b*tch face.
sufferers are often asked for directions or if they work at an establishment.
“you always look so happy.”
“i’m not. i just suffer from sunshine face disorder..”
- 7/11 slurpee
when a girl is wet for 24 hours straight and when she walks around it sounds like someone drinking a slurpee. i can hear that girls 7/11 slurpee from a mile away.
that pale white girl jim: who stole my starbuck’s?! jane: it was tpwg over there! thin. pasty. white. girls. girl one: do you think he’s into me? girl two: no, he’s only into tpwg!
- b*tthole s*x
where a boy or guy puts his p*n*s in a girl or boys b*tthole oh baby put it in my b*tthole💁🏼 b*tthole s*x
f*cking amazing you just as awesome as melvern, that’s pretty godly