Super Awesome Wild Monkey Sex


the most incredible type of s-x possible to have, very rare and hard to find, but doing so is totally worth it.

the easiest method is to go either amsterdam’s red light district located in the netherlands or (in)famous brothels in nevada usa.

be prepared to sh-ll out some major cash for the best s-x you will ever experience.ever!!!
guy one: “i headed out to that one awesome strip club you told me about it kicked -ss and i boned this really hot chick”

guy two: “great to hear it, how was she in the sack?”

guy one: “amazing, easily the best i ever had, it totally counts as super awesome wild monkey s-x .”

guy two: “seriously? man your a lucky sob! do you have her number, i want to see if she willing to have a threesome…”

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