Super Dew
super dew: a drink.
mountain dew + vodka = super dew
make me a super dew
super dew was first introduced to the populace by a now-defunct website of the late nineties. the site’s authors posted photos doc-menting the proper method for obtaining super dew (usually from a taco bell they frequented).
the substance is what comes out of a fountain drink machine after its carbonated water tap has been disabled. a thick, syrupy, ultra-caloric sap, super dew is only consumable in small amounts.
ryan has not had a bowel movement since he drank super dew five years ago.
mary drank super dew, broke the land speed record, and ran through a brick wall.
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