Super Eight


su·per | soo-per

(noun) a woman who ranges from a 5-6 in looks, but when dressed up can easily be a 9-10. super eights are usually spotted in night clubs, facebook, or korean game shows. taking home this subject usually ends with a surprise: please see, “sunday morning girl.”

synonyms: cleans up well (aesthetically), your mom.

antonym: natural beauty.
1. your mom is a super eight.

2. george: “duuude, dave. i saw you get some -ss last night. how was she?”

dave: “it was… i don’t want to talk about. let’s just say the next morning was a huge surprise.”

george: “oh, the old, super eight, eh?”

dave: “makeup’s a b-tch.”

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