super troopers

a comedy about a group of inept highway troopers, from the comedy team broken lizard. it stars jay chandrasekhar, steve lemme, paul soter, kevin heffernan, and eric stolhanske.
super troopers is a funny movie.
a comedy involving crazy state troopers who take there job not seriously enough. but it is funny as h-ll and i recommend everyone to see it.
unit 91: come in radio
radio: don’t call me “radio” unit 91
unit 91: then don’t call me unit 91 “radio”
unit 91: we have a suspicious vehicle, license plate: tijuana, niner, fiver, zero
radio: roger, checking…unit 91 that license plate belongs to a local sperburry police vehicle
unit 91: it does?! oh my god!!!

hey farva! what’s the name of that resteraunt you like with all the goofy sh-t on the walls and the mozzerella sticks?
you mean shenanegans????

say car ramrad, say car ramrod

…and that was the second time i got crabs

if you were my wife, i would m-ssage your feet every night until you fell asleep

h-ll, give me 20 bucks and i’ll call them chickenf-ckers.
f-cking funniest movie ever f-cking made
(note the caps)
if you have not seen this movie you will not have lived a fullfilled life.
‘sue me sue me’
‘the snozzberries taste like snozzberries’
‘your freaking out… man’
the best movie ever created in the whole history of the whole f-cking earth!
“whatd u do 2day man?”
“watched super troopers!!! 11 times!”
“dude ur so f-ing lucky!”
fantastic movie!!!!! one of the greatest you will ever see!!!! excellent!!! halrious!!! terrific!!!!
i absolutely love the opening with those stoners
super troopers:
after three guys smoke weed in their car and discuss owning a beach resort. officers pull them over;

officer approaches car: liscense and registration
guy1: officer i know that-
officer: lisence and registration please
-guy gives him the liscense-
officer: do you know how fast you were going?
guy: s..s..sixty five?
officer: sixty three
guy: officer isnt the speed limit sixty five?
officer: yeah. it is. -pause- where are you boys headed?
guy:… canada, we are going over the border for some burgers and gravy sir. protein.
officer: canda huh? almost made it.
-third guy in the back mades a f-nny sound. officer looks at him and turns back to guy number 1-
officer: are you ok?
guy: yeah, sure.
officer: yes sir?
guy: yes sir.
officer: but did you say ‘yes sir’?
second officer: i think he said ‘yeah, sure’
guy: well i said yeah sure (mumbles) what-i- i literally what i said was ‘yeah sure’, sir.
officer: so you are okay then right?
guy:: -in a fearful voice- yes sir.
one of the funniest movies made by broken lizard productions.vermont highway patrol does this far’fetched crazy sh-t
super troopers lines
guy2:”what if you owned the beach.”
guy1:” you dont own the beach man.”
guy2:”like if you own the beach do you own like the sand and the water?”
guy3(taking a hit of weed):”no man n-body ownes the water its,its gods water”
guy3:”what if a naked girl breaks her leg on your beach,she can sue mee…sue me sue me!”
(guy3 eats $100 of weed and $30 worth of shrooms)
(they get pulled over by highway patrol)
th-rny:”license and registration”
guy1:”officer i…”
th-rny:”licesnse and registration please”
(guy1 hands th-rny the license and registration)
th-rny:”you know how fast you were going”
guy1:”what?”
rabbit:”how fast you were going”
guy1:”uh…ssixty-five?”
th-rny:”sixty-three”
guy1:”but officer isnt the speed limit sixty-five?”
th-rny:”yeah… it is”
guy3(tripping):” candybars”
th-rny:” you boys know why i pulled you over,littering”
(showing them the bag of weed they threw out the window)
when you have s-x with a bowling ball
i super troopered with johnny