super varsity


the level at which the most awesome people on the varsity team should be on, generally used sarcastically to tell off the arrogant athletes that are amazing but act like there g-ds.
example of super varsity in crew/rowing:

tom: i’m so good bob, i can go so much faster than you ever will you suck at life i stroke the top boat.
bob: stfu tom and go join super varsity.

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