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superbouncing is a glitch in halo 2 that, if done properly, causes the player to ‘bounce’ to an extreme height. ‘bungie’, the game’s developer, claims it’s a glitch and unintentional, but many superbouncers believe otherwise. whether intentional or accidental, superbouncing is an art.

superbounces require that the player “crouch” or “charge” underneath slanted areas of the map that, when crouched under, the player releases the crouch b-tton. if the player’s character remains crouched on the screen after having released the crouch b-tton, then the player is able to perform a superbounce.

(note: some bounces can be done without a crouch, but the probability is extremely low…)

after having crouched, the player must stay in motion, else the ‘charge’ is lost, forcing the player to find another crouch spot. hitting the crouch b-tton after having crouched will also kill the charge.

every map in halo 2 contains countless possible bounce locations, including the campaign maps. to perform a superbounce, you need to find a place to walk or jump from that is taller than you are. landing on edges and corners is your best bet. if you press the start b-tton and go into your friends list, then back out again, for just a split second you’ll be able to see the grid lines in the map. landing on these lines is another great way to achieve a superbounce.

it helps to hold forward while beginning your jump over an edge. “tapping” is another term used to describe in-air tactics, where the player taps in a certain direction before landing, sometimes tapping forward for the entire duration of the bounce.

“double”, “triple”, “quad”, or “chain” bounces can be performed in this way, either by tapping forward a few times before landing on an edge, or by holding forward for the duration of the flight. hitting the landing surface at a specific angle can determine whether you make it or break it.

there are many different ways to achieve a superbounce, ‘partner bouncing’ being just one example, where two players work as a team. to learn more about superbouncing, google the word “superbounce” and check out some of the great vids that the superbouncing community has painstakingly made for you.

you just might find yourself addicted.
setting: custom game

noob: “whoah! how’d you get up there?”

bouncer: “i bounced.”

noob: “sweet! can you teach me to superbounce?”

bouncer: -cringe- -wince-
verb
a phrase popularized by german exchange students, it is commonly used to refer to the act of vigorous masturbation or enthusiastic s-xual activity. in some cases, it is used to describe heated and aggressive s-xual attacks on unsuspecting victims. commonly, victims of the super bounce are generally of non-european origin. maine has reported a peculiarly high number of super bounce attacks. the original “superbouncer” was a tall, blonde, foreign exchange student known for talking particularly loudly. his favorite position was rumored to be the infamous rusty wookie

noun
it can also be used to refer to p-rnography of scandinavian origin.
1. german exchange student: hallo. want to superbounce?!
attractive female: no!

2. later that night:
german exchange student: now i superbounce you!
sleeping attractive female: zzzzzzz….

3. german exchange student: we superbounce last night, remember?
shocked, unknowingly pregnant, attractive female: what? no!

4. german exchange student to male american students: want to come over and watch superbounce? i have stolen my host mother’s hand creme!
male american students: dude, keep it down, we’re in the library!