Superman 64

one of the lamest nintendo 64 games in the world. it is synonymous to phailure.
wow superman 64 was as bad as that e.t. atari 2600 game.
1) verb; “to superman 64 someone” specifically when a woman you are with is not giving you s-xual fulfillment so, while she sleeps, you resort to trapping her in an alternate fog filled dimension where she will be forced to navigate flying rings in time trials for the rest of eternity.
alternately: while the said woman sleeps you develop one of the worlds most notoriously terrible video games on her back. the shame will never go away. the only thing worse is to “et” her.
“watch me crank dat soulja boy den supaman 64 dat ho”
translation: “watch me as i screw in this last capacitor so i might superman 64 that woman of weak moral fiber, ol’ chap.”
bad graphics, bad gameplay, bad plot, bad animation, bad sound, the whole game is horrible. it was made by t-tus and released for the nintendo64 gaming system. there is also a group, knows as the sfa, who worship this game and “always be takin like dis, foo'” and seem to be mentally r-t-rded.
superman64 is a horrible game. it’s not even a good chew-toy for my dog!
the worst game ever made. it came out for the nintendo 64 (the best game system ever made) and was made by t-tus. i’m telling you, it is worse than e.t. for the 2600. in this sh-tty game, you fly through rings with the worst controls ever in any video game, pick up cars, fly through more rings, (repeat that process about 4 more times) until you finally get to a building that is impossible, because of the horrible controls. you have to get a keycard that is located behind a couple of cardboard boxes. easy enough, right? no. as soon as you pick the f-cking box up, it will either explode, or you will throw it, the game will glitch because of the horrible collision engine, the box will suspend above you, and explode within 5 seconds. if you manage to get to the first battle with some woman, you will punch her until she falls through the floor because of the already mentioned horrible collision engine, thus you can’t beat her, and the doors won’t open. it’s impossible.
guy: have you ever played superman 64?

guy 2: i had that game as a kid when i got my nintendo 64. i could never get past the first ring stage, and ended up selling it at gamestop for 75 cents. that game is f-cking horrible
noun ~ 1. undoubtedly the most popular superman game known to man. many hate it only in a sad attemp to look cool in the eyes of other total losers. 2. one of the greatest games of all time. known to induce speaking your mind to racists who player hate.
yo, dawg. you beat dat brain foo’ in superman64 yet?