supermodel


contrary to popular belief, a supermodel is not just any prominent model. there are only five: cindy crawford, linda evangelista, naomi campbell, christy turlington and claudia schiffer. these are the models who ruled the fashion industry in the 1990s with outrageous contract demands and failed though financially rewarding attempts at acting and singing; the era of the supermodel is over. prominent models are known as “powermodels” and include tyra banks, kate moss, gemma ward, heidi klum, gisele bundchen and the like.
janice d-ckinson claims to be the world’s first supermodel but she is actually just a hideous troll.

my favorite supermodel is christy turlington. she seemed more down to earth.
a beautiful model, slim and exquisitely tall, which makes her versatile and she is thrown into many types of modeling abilities, such as runway, print, commercial, anything: it makes her “super”!
adriana lima, gisele bundche, gemma ward..
dont even try to say supermodels arent gorgeous, cause you know they are.
a fashion model who has celebrity status and well known within pop culture.

gemma ward, lily cole and heather marks are top models not supermodels.

supermodels are: naomi campbell, kate moss and gisele bundchen
girl: how weird looking is gemma ward?
boy: who?

girl: supermodel kate moss does cocaine!
boy: i hate kate moss, she’s ugly. models are supposed to be fit!
hey dumb-ss. it was me who originally wrote that a supermodel is

“a female holocaust survivor with a basketball implanted under each nipple, held up as a standard of feminine beauty.”

and i’m a guy!
a typical supermodel’s lunch consists of a cotton ball soaked in orange juice.
popular to contrary belief a supermodel
is not a
“a female holocaust survivor with a basketball implanted under each nipple, held up as a standard of feminine beauty.”

this is mearly a fat-ss girl’s opinion that she wrote after making herself throw up for months so she could look like tyra banks and still find that she was ugly.
more accurately they are models whose beauty allows them to become famous. some choose to become anorexic to help their weight stay low.
fat-ss b-tch: super models are just female holocaust survivors with a…
me: shut your fat face and cram some cake in it ya fat-ss.
a very skinny woman with fake br–sts. usually they eat a bagel and a ketchup packet and make themselves throw up. they think that all males would cutt off their left nut to sleep with them and act b-tchy. sometimes they b-tch about how “hard” their life is. i am a straight male, and i don’t like supermodels. their beauty is not real, and they’re too thin.
1. some guy- don’t you think that supermodel chick is hot dude?
me- i suppose she’s attractive, but i think my -real life- girl frien is hotter. besides, i don’t want to f-ck a skeleton.
short definition: a woman, young or old, who chooses to model jesus christ. she shines for her savior in this world of darkness, by setting an example through her speech, purity, faith, life, and love.

as said by 1997-1998 miss iowa sheri prescott.
my sister is a supermodel! 😮

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