Supertrainer
a personal trainer with super powers that include:
1. super vision – the ability to see inside of a client’s body and spot muscle imbalances, postural distortion patterns, and functional movement deficiencies.
2. super hearing – the ability to listen to a client’s problems, no matter how mundane and uninteresting they seem, and always respond with a one liner that will blow your mind.
3. flight – the ability to fly.
-antonyms
1. a cheerleader with a clipboard
-synonyms
1. there are none
client: “i stopped having s-x with my husband because he gained a lot of weight. now i’m having s-x with my supertrainer.”
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