superwok
when a guy (without being asked) strips a girl naked, pushes her up against the wall, lifts her up, and has crazy s-x with her.
“i can’t believe i got superwoked…i have to text the girls!”
when a guy (without having to be asked) strips a girl naked, pushes her up against a wall, and procedes to have crazy s-x with her
“i can’t believe he just super woked me…i have to text the girls!”
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