suprise turd
the unexpected peaker which results in utter panic and stress. can also be referred to as the turtle head or peaker. it can make one feel uncomfortable in their surroundings. the last thing you want on a bus journey home.
“dude i’ve got a suprised t-rd what do i do?!”
” run for your life and squeeze really tight!”
suprise t-rd turtle head peaker
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