Surf Homer


generally refers to a large group of soccer parents who, despite being abused by a popular youth soccer club based in san diego, continue to sing its praises.
me: hey som & deb why do you continue to trudge through muddy horse manure laden parking lots to deal with pretentious parents and snotty kids when there are a million other clubs out there?

them: because we love surf and need the surf patch to validate our self worth!

me: you are such surf homers!

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