surgery


when a surgeon cuts you open, fiddles around with your insides a bit, sews you up again, and tells you that it’ll all be painless. see h-ll.
i just had surgery two days ago, and it was h-ll.
when surgeons did this kind of procedure, they will do one or more of the following:
remove something ( a sick body part)
suture
cut open your body

before the procedure, the doctor will give you anesthesia.
this patient has never undergone a surgery
1. the act of mixing two different flavors of skoal into one tin.

2. to add skoal from an old tin to a newer one to create one tin.
yo rotan you mind helping me do surgery with apple and cherry so we can have chaple
what americans do as a p-sstime. get fake bits and piecies, things pumped, sucked, tightened and cut.
american 1: i’m playing a bit of tennis today, how about you?
american2: i’m going to have a bit of surgery, i haven’t been a whole week you know!
american1: d-mn, this big mac is lovely.
the process of turning into a vampire, similar to speed dating.
ignore penny’s coffin, she recently went through surgery.
a females p-ssage way to get to the g-spot. if you have a good mother she will rub your g-spot untill you break out in tears and yell: “i need surgery!” and then you will get a plane ticket to nigeria and get circ-msized.
my mother gave me surgery and i cried for daddy…but he joined in.

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