Surprise Bowel Movement
aka sbm, when you think you are just going to the bathroom to take a p-ss, and you unexpectedly have the urge to p–p.
“dude, what took you so long to p-ss? did you fall in?!”
“nah man, i had a surprise bowel movement.”
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