Surprise Cock
the act of surprising a sleeping person with an erect p-n-s in the mouth.
pete: hey nate last night i gave jill the surprise c-ck!
nate: so you slabberdashed her or something?
pete: no douche! while she was sleeping i jumped on the bed straddled her head and the next thing she knew she was waking up to a steaming pile of c-ck in her mouth.
in a p-rn, the male actors who show up out of nowhere midway through the video.
i was watching a p-rno where these two chicks make out and have s-x for 20 minutes when the surprise c-ck showed up and then it was suddenly all about the guys.
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