Surprise Hook-Up
1. the act of walking up to someone you don’t know and starting to make out with them.
2. asking someone you don’t know to suck your d-ck, or have s-x with you.
john: “dude, i had like 6 surprise hook-ups at the mall today. one of them even gave me some tongue!”
alex: “lucky b-tch!”
sarah: “some guy asked me for a surprise hook-up at dan’s party.”
brittany: “did you say yes?”
sarah: “i had nothing better to do.”
brittany: “what was his name?”
sarah: “i don’t know!”
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