Surprise Package

when a man goes into a girl’s room with a camera in the middle of the night while she’s sleeping and m-st-rb-t-s until he is about to c-m. when he is on the verge of c-mming, he begins recording, yells “surprise!”, waking her up, and c-ms on her face. he then runs away, tells all of his friends, and puts the video up on the internet.
-yo dude what’d you do last night?
-i surprise packaged that b-tch erin.
-yo, that sh-t’s hilarious.
-i know dude, but i have to be in court in a couple weeks now . . .
the act of receiving oral s-x and -j-c-l-t-ng with such force the s-m-n erupts out of the givers mouth and nose, surprising them.
dude, mich-lle was blowing me last night dude, i told her i was going to c-m but she just kept going, i gave her the biggest surprise package. she was f-cking p-ssed!
the act of receiving oral copulation and -j-c-l-t-ng with such force the s-m-n shoots out the givers’ mouth and nose
“dude, mara was giving me head and she got a f-cking surprise package. she was so p-ssed at me dude!”
the act of receiving oral s-x and -j-c-l-t-ng with such force and quant-ty the s-m-n in question proceeds through the givers nose, surprising them.
dude, jennifer was giving me head an i gave her such a f-cking surprise package.