surroguzzler
the incredibly satisfying act of allowing an unsuspecting, un-btainium hot girl to carry your seed in her belly as a surrogate by sereptisiously adding copious amount of your s-m-n to food and drinks you serve to her. this works well for smoking hot girls that are friends that you will never be able to f-ck or that b-tch friend of your girlfriend who you’ve been jerking off over for the last 3 years. also works for that fat c-nt at the office that makes your life a living h-ll.
“did you hear bob turned miss oklahoma into one of his surroguzzlers by serving her a “loaded” gr-sshopper at the autism benefit gala last night?”
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