Sushi Toothbrush
a sushi toothbrush is where you are woken up by someone who has recently fingered a woman sticking their index finger in your mouth and brushing your teeth like a toothbrush.
often performed on the morning after a party or by a moody wife thinking of different ways to get her husband out of bed.
most effective when used on someone who has never eaten m-ff before.
(the night after a party)
man: is jason still sleeping?
woman: yes, he’s asleep upstairs, why?
man: well i just fingered a girl and i’m pretty sure this is going to be the best chance in my life i get to effectively sushi toothbrush someone.
woman: you do know i’m jason’s mother, right?
man: …. your point is?
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