Sussed Rape
a sussed rape (srape) is the act of using someone’s university online account to send hilarious messages to university lecturers and tutors in an attempt to get your friend kicked out of university.
josh- ‘did you hear that paul’s been kicked out of uni!!’
mark- ‘yeah!! i totally sussed raped him and told his tutor that he was totally gay for him. i then enclosed pictures of my p-n-s.’
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