Suwanee

the bubble. its a northeast suburb of atlanta, ga bordering the chattahoochee river and the 85 freeway and is known for fancy houses, cars, and fancy people. suwanee is known as a safe-haven for people that don’t want to subject their children to the horrors of gwinnett county. the people go like this: plastic women sporting range rovers and juicy couture tracksuits with starbucks permanently grasped to their perfectly manicured hands, egotistical men who all are in a midlife crisis, so they run out and spend all of their money to make themselves look “rich”. the kids are spoiled, lax bros are very common and sn-bby girls look to get into trouble by having s-x and stealing. the whole town has a serious drug and alcohol issue among teens because of the lack of anything to do, rather than spend money. teens first cars are usually mercedes, bmw or audi. they will never be caught seen in anything less. there are 3 high schools. collins hill, peachtree ridge, and north gwinnett. they all basically rival each other that splits the town into three sections that hate each other. the city also has a major smog issue. the days in summer are usually code red air-quality as the blistering sun makes all of our cars fumes into airborne noxious gas. suwanee was rated as the top 10 places to live in the us by money magazine in 2009. it’s a nice city with tons of parks and nice homes. if you can afford it, i would say its great. welcome to h-ll!
sally: “where do you live?”

samantha: “h-ll.”

sally: “suwanee?”

samantha: “you’re d-mn right!”
an awful suburb in north atlanta. lacks any sense of community and has a sn-bby feeling to it. people here drive nice cars, and you won’t be hard pressed to find a bentley or rolls-royce driving beside you. the people here are generally fake and try to one-up their neighbors by buying the newest car, rings, or send their children to elite private christian schools. plastic surgery is very common on men and women over 35. gated communities are on every corner and shield multi-million dollar homes which eventually will go into foreclosure. suwanee is a very genuine and caring city… my -ss. suwanee is beautiful and has very nice parks and landscaping, nice homes, and cars, its the people that make it worse than it should.
carter: hey do you want to buy that new porsche to one-up our neighbors new range rover?

amber: yeah! let me go grab daddy’s credit card!

carter: yay! i love suwanee!