suwip
the act of looking at your wife/girlfriend and yelling “shut up woman im playin” usually followed by “and make me a sandwich” or “and bring me a beer”
often times if this obligation is not met the woman receives a swift backhand.
derived from the joke “what do tell a woman with two black eyes?”
the answer: nothing, you told her twice already.
frank was in the middle of pwning face when his wife walked in to ask him how her hair looked.
frank replied, “suwip.”
his wife responded, “what does that mean?”
franks response, “shut up woman im playin!”
Read Also:
- KaLee
the most fun on the planet and loves to have fun and gives the best advice i always turn to kalee when i’m having issues. being a really beautiful girl. i wanna look kalee today. she is one of the most wonderful people in the world. she is the type of person who is always […]
- lmfaoshtism
abbrev for laughing my -ss off so hard that i sh-t myself so, the pope and raquel welch are in a lifeboat…and yada yada yada raquel welch says “those aren’t buoys” lmf–shtism
- Svennies
literal meaning : large jelly like saddle bags that sway in the breeze slang : large b–bs. mainly refered to as man b–bs. named after the lagendary fat sven some say they weigh as much as 19 stone but sadly we can only guess at their weight. eg. wow! hes got svennies! – wow! hes […]
- fingersmith
a talented thief. originally fingersmith meant anyone talented at using his/her fingers in any matter whatsoever. it evolved to mean someone talented at stealing. sarah waters wrote a brilliant novel called “fingersmith” about a man who swindles a woman; he was a thief. what a fingersmith that little pick-pocket is! an awesome term my friend […]
- Brause
an orange cow composed entirely of cr-p, weighs about 3 times more than a chevy halfton , but manages to somehow fit in a kia, and the piece of sh-t trailer it lives in “mrs. brause your sutdents are mooing at you”