Suzie Chan
suzie chan is a stereotype for that asian girl in your cl-ss.
here are the few trademarked qualities of a suzie chan:
her actual name is so impr-nounceable that she had it shorten to suzie, jean, or some other type of american name that isn’t used anymore.
her hand is so perfect that it looks like a type of computer font.
when driving, she manages to cause a traffic accident even though she is parked.
in spanish cl-ss, her spanish is better than her everyday english.
she gets better grades than you in everything. even in driving school.
her english is so botched, yet she manages to get a better english grade than you or any other native speaker.
her mom and dad are both doctors and both lawyers.
has h-llo kitty everything.
she wears a face mask and latex gloves to go driving.
suzie chan got a perfect on her bar and mcats
if you see suzie chan in your rear view mirror, start praying to g-d.
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