Sven Totes
an interesting character who’s livelihood rests on the “precipice of his face.” a man of scandinavian descent who refuses to carry a backpack, therefore, resorting to use a market tote. he spends many hours masquerading around the library before retiring into the fog. his favorite past-times include caressing girls’ arms at the campus subway, spending the day in starbucks reading about the medieval ages and starring at hottie undergrads studying (all whilst distancing himself from the sideways skipper).
girl 1: who is that man? his look is so distinctive, i can’t take my eyes off of him! what a cl-ss act!
girl 2: he’s so mysterious. he must be sven totes!
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