Swag Assassin


a murderer of another person’s swag. this, concurrently, increases the swag of the swag -ss-ssin. in addition, if someone in the general area is misusing or abusing their swag, it is the job of the swag -ss-ssin to take over their swag. also, a swag -ss-ssin’s swag may be so great, that it shuts out everyone else’s swag in the general area.
1. paul’s swag was all out of whack last night. i had to turn into the swag -ss-ssin

2. hold on to your swag, the swag -ss-ssin is in the building.

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