Swag Cap
1. the maximum swag attainable by any person(s) at a given time. similar to the salary cap placed on sports teams by many professional leagues. if swag cap is surp-ssed, the surp-ssing swag star will be swagger jacked by his nearest bro.
2. a sporting, flat billed cap only to be worn by complete douches or bros who have achieved maximum swaggertude.
1.
bro 1: “bro, you were swag steppin’ so hard today, you must be near the swag cap.”
bro 2: “yeah bro, i’m definitely nearing maximum swaggertude.”
2.
guy 1: “aww man, look at that douche over there, trying to rock a swag cap way too hard.”
guy 2: “nah bro, that’s greg. he’s got total swag.”
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