swag level
the state of your swag at any given time. your swag level can rise or fall depending on how you are feeling. a high swag level means you are feeling good about yourself while a low swag level means that your confidence is lacking. swag level can change very quickly.
dejuan’s swag level is pretty high after having a threesome last night.
andrew: how come garrett is looking so sad today?
dustin: he got rejected by megan last night so his swag level is at an all time low.
each person has a swag level. you can reach different swag levels by points called “swag points”. there are atleast 7 levels of swag which you can cl-ssify yourself as…
level 1. ight +0
level 2. chill +5
level 3. tight +10
level 4. dope +15
level 5. sky high +20
level 6. epic +25
level 7. fly +30
the +’s are how many swag points it is until you reach that level… everybody starts of at ight. you may earn points by different acts you do for example if you get cell numbers, if you dress fly, if your pants are kinda low, if your straight up making bank, and lastly if you got b-tches all around you!
now since you know, go out and improve your swag level and post on facebook what it is as soon as it hits the next level
1. “yo im only like 2 points away from hitting fly on my swag level”
2. “d-mn bro, im still just dope, but i only need to get 3 more swag points before i be sky high”
1. “thats great, but you still ain’t up with me”
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