Swag Truck


the point where you have so much swagger you get your swag license and begin to waddle down hallways and put your hand out as if youre driving a actually truck
ted: what is karl doing!
steve: hes doing dah swag truck!
ted: oh mah golly! what swagtastic abilties….

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