Swag Tube


a synonym for a condom or rubber.
friend: yo mayne why didn’t you do your girl today?
guy: shoooot dog i didn’t wanna take no risks or nothin cause i ain’t had no swag tube.
friend: a swag tube? wtf is that?
guy: fifs on yo neck its a condom!!

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