Swaggitis


a bad -ss disease where the swag germs just kick the ever loving sh-t out of your white blood cells and you feel like utter p-ss for several days. it’s mighty awesome, and even though you feel like your esophogus is being set on fire, your still proud to say you’ve had motherf-ckin’ swaggitis.
sorry, i cant go to school today. i have swaggitis and its playing whack-a-mole with my lymph nodes.

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