swagoople


main entry: swa-goo-ple

function: verb

etymology: ?

date: late 20th century

1: the act of swindling, usually with things of little or no value

2: when one performs the swagoople, see noun

function: noun

3: the most ballin’ f-ll-t– move ever, it involves swirling the tongue around all angles of the male genitalia (high-fives)

function: adjective

4: post–j-c-l-t-, indifference
1: “g-d d-mn it, brian f-ckin’ swagoopled all the straws in the house.”

2: “once i swagoople my man, he tastes colors.”

3: “dude, once she did the swagoople, i literally tasted colors.”

4: “once i came, i was swagoopled… she didn’t look nearly as s-xy covered in my seed.”

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