Swalrus
swalrus is a breed of walrus created by the hollywood actress, yolocorn. they are brown and fat and fluffy creatures, unable to see their eyes, covered in fluff. they have long furry tails and big fluffy flippers, they are found on the land of pepsica, a huge land between yolocorn land and jorvik, they are found flying in the air with their fur as wings. they are usually friendly creatures, they can squeal and opera sing, as that’s what they were bred for.
dana; “wow, look! there’s a swalrus!”
iris; “wow, it’s so fluffy and cute, i want one, let’s go and catch one!”
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