swami


a highly respected and revered individual; someone with status, a bmoc
“who’s the swami of this establishment?”
one who is awesome at what they do
eddie van halen is a swami among guitar players.
a person who knows and points out the truth before you can weasel your way out of it. a type of a mind reader.
i thought i could get away with fibbing about sneaking food in the middle of the night. little did i know i was dealing with a swami, and she doesn’t let me get away with anything! the woman can read my mind!!!
a word used to describe things as “cool”
the sleeves you made for that shirt are absolutely swami!

or simply:

“swami!”
in hearts, taking no points within a hand.
i got a swami because all the cards in my hand were low.

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