Swamp Ass Meter


a subst-tute for a thermometer temperature usually read in celcius or farenheit. the swamp -ss meter goes from the number 1 to 10.

the degree in which to measure one’s level of swamp -ss achieved. normally measured from 1 being the lowest level to 10 being maximum.
noodle: “thorpe, i’m coming to visit you in az tomorrow, what should i pack?”

thorpe: “noods, the swamp -ss meter is at 9.5 today, you better just bring shorts and flip flops.”

noodle: “crud, it’s only 2.5 here in utah…do you have any gold bond for me to powder with?”

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