swamp ass

a common condition in which the -ss crack and crotch becomes overly moist, sweaty, and stinky from one or all of the following:
– sweating on a hot day
– not bathing enough
– long day of work, sports, play
– incomplete wipe due to rush or laziness

the crack will often feel squishy, wet, unpleasant, and itchy. it is recommended to take a bath with soap to sanitize the condition.
example:

after a long day of moving furniture. “i need to go home and take a shower before i get swamp -ss.”
when you get hot and your -ss sweats. it makes for a bad time
“awww man after sitting down for so long i got swamp -ss”
an unfortunate condition in which the taint (the often hair-bespeckled, flrshy sp-ce between b-lls and -ss) is wallowing in the depths of a vile, festering, putrid poo swamp. a generally uncomfortable, unwipable -ss. the only cure is gold bond.
jesus christ, i hope janice doesn’t notice the permeating stench of my swamp -ss while she’s sucking on my b-lls!
is the condition when you sweat a lot in the -ss/ball region and it releases a terrible smell. other factors that add to the condition is not wiping properly and not showering daily.
i was standing behind jordan and he smelled bad i said wow you have some bad swamp-ss.
the nasty feeling when your b-tt crack is sweaty, causing your underwear and pants to stick, or an occasional itching feeling. ussually caused by elevated tempatures or humidity while working or excessive walking.
ryan’s been walking around in this heat all day and now he complains of haveing a bad case of swamp-ss.
a build up of sweat and schmancter usually forming on the under carriage in the crease between the berry bag and the inner thigh. after aging, “swamp -ss” can put out a distinct and distasteful odor. swamp -ss is caused by extended periods of physical activity. obesity can contribute to the severity.
after several hours of worm wrestling and sword fighting, jason and eric both had terrible cases of swamp -ss.
when your -sscrack/grundel area is so sweaty it basically becomes a boggy swamp. very humid and producing unbelievable discomfort, this condition is generally worse among the fat and lardy. however, in sub-tropical climate locales, i.e. southern louisiana or mississippi, swamp-ss can strike anyone, at anytime. the only relief is to either strip naked and head for a fire hydrant or go home and peel your loins off and drape a cold, wet towel over your nether-regions.
earl walked outside, went to the mailbox, and even at 7:15 in the a.m., fell victim to a putrid variety of swamp-ss….