swamp pheasant
an extremely ugly female. not even after 40+ beers at the pub would you consider taking this thing home. if ofcourse your standards do drop for a night. and you woke up with her asleep next to you, with her head on your arm. i recommend chewing your arm off, so you can make a quick escape without waking her up !
” hey man ! check out the swamp pheasant that’s talkin to dave “
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