a swamp rabbit will jump you in a dark alley, steal all of your sh*t and run off before you know what happened.
last night was the worst night of my life because i was jumped by a f*ck*ng swamp rabbit walking to my car and he took my keys and my wallet .
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- wiping with leaves
trying to avoid wiping your *ss with your hand and not using poison ivy, oak, etc. i was about to sh*t my pants in the deer stand so i climbed on down and was wiping with leaves so i didn’t have sh*t on my *sshole! 0 0 get the mug
a boy who is s*xy and handsome and cute i want that johnnier i need one in my life 0 0 get the mug
- mudgy plunkett
a extremely dull or boring evening, esp. friday or sat*rday. although it was lashing rain, i went out anyways. the thought of another mudgy plunkett left me desperate. 0 0 get the mug
- stool stamp
the thong’s equivalent to a skid mark. when there is trace evidence of stool on a thong, and because the thong is so tight, it looks like a stamp instead of a streak. when she looked at her thong , after she p*ssed gas that was questionable, she noticed that there was a stool stamp. […]