swamp sack


really hot sweaty hairy t-st-cl-s
it’s so hot out, i have a bad case of swamp sack.
when a male is exposed to prolonged periods of hot, muggy weather, he will develop this condition. symptoms include:
-sweaty scr-t-m
-n-ts-ck sticking to his thigh
-lifts and does a goofy walk upon standing from sitting
dude, where the h-ll is my gold bond? i got a major case of swampsack

my b-lls are sticking to my thigh, swampsack is such a buzzkill.

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