swamp shit
the residual sh-t found on toilet paper while wiping after sweating profusely from the -n-l c-n-l. usually occurs long after a sh-t has taken place, and is the result of swamp -ss.
see swamp -ss.
“i was not surprised to find swamp sh-t on the paper when i wiped my -ss after a long day tending to my garden.”
the after math of drinking blue skittles (blue koolaid powder,vodka, and mtn.dew) causing your sh-ts to resemble a brown log with mossy green colored patches.
“ugggh,my stomach is torn up, those skittles we drank last night gave me the swamp sh-ts!”
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