swampage
when you are completely wet from your -ss crack to the top of your back. causes extreme wetness and grossness. usually caused with direct sunlight.
jesus dude, i don’t want to play basketball anymore until you wipe yourself down with a towel, you have m-ssive swampage.
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- Swamp Gunt
noun: the damp, smelly condition of a woman’s gut c-nt (gunt) when subjected to moderate exertion in a high-temperature area. dude 1: “dibs!!!” dude 2: “nice. and its hot as all f-ck outside; she’s probably got a wicked case of swamp gunt.”
- Swedish Smore
when you eat a smore out of a girls p-ssy jack had a swedish smore.
- sweeleet
being sweet and 1337 at the same time, usually caused by extreme pwnage or insane skillz holy cr-p! that is a sweeleet shirt with nintendo characters on it!
- eye lipstick
eye shadow, in short. often worn by women who get around entirely too much. she looks like such a sl-t with her eye lipstick on!
- eyeLyoo
a colloquial spelling of an abbreviation: ily, which is short for, “i love you.” mermaid: “ily!” e.t.: “eyelyoo more!”