a stinky dirty v-g-n- on a smokin hot lady
that girl hot but at the end of the night she’s a swampy fox
the attempt to estimate or conclude (something) by extrapolating from a poor dataset. -n-logous to making a guesstimate. “well, we’re going to have to excr-pulate the trend based on the sh-tty data we have thus far”
- make out burn
when your throat hurts after making out with someone, and its not mono “d-mn i got make out burn after making out with brad!”
- jason zoet
the act of sticking your own finger in a dog’s -sshole and giving your self a mustache. something is wrong with that guy. he just pulled a jason zoet on himself!!
- johnny home surgery
performing medical procedures in the comfort of one’s own home with an inappropriate device. mom, get away from me with those nail clippers, i don’t need any johnny home surgery on my splinter!
- grandpa nuts
when your t-st-c-ls sag unusually low for extended periods of time resulting in discomfort or pain. ex: i couldnt sleep last night cuz my grandpa nuts kept gettin tangled up in my boxers.