Swanlow


prestigious award granted to someone for performing exceptionally low acts. votes awarded on similar basis to the coveted brownlow.
jake p-ssed all over the dealer at the blackjack table and was awarded 3 swanlow votes.

did you hear about gerry sh-tting on his girlfriends chest and then proceeding with a cincinnati bowtie?? he should score a couple of swanlow votes.

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